why guitars are better than women..

* You can share your Guitar with your friends.
* Guitars don't care how many other Guitars you've played
* Guitars don't care if you look at other Guitars.
* Guitars don't care if you buy Guitar magazines.
* Your Guitar doesn't care if you never listen to it.
* Your Guitar won't care if you leave up the toilet seat.
* Your parents won't remain in touch with your old Guitar after you dump it.
* Guitars don't insult you if you're a bad player.
* Your Guitar never wants a night out with the other Guitars.
* You can play your Guitar the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother..XD