I’m running out of sarcastic reading materials. So Mr. Terry Pratcher, you better start writing your ass of and come out with a new book soon. Actually make it three. At least it will keep me entertain for a weekend. As for you Dan Brown, you are one real son of a bitch. Yeah your books were an interesting read. But it got my buddy so mess up that he tries to bring up Christianity every time we hang out together. What the fuck man, I ain’t even Christian (bro if you are reading this, for the fifteen time, I’m not interested in the greatest cover up of humankind history). To j.k.Rowling, you better keep your promise and end you cult by the end of book eight because the story is getting a little bit draggy (and we readers are still waiting for either Ron or Harry to boink Hermoine. Maybe you could do a threesome?). Erm, Singapore ghost story writers, did the spooks get to you guys or is that all you’ve got to offer? The last few books were kind of lame and predictable. Dudes at magic the gathering, could you make a compilation of all the stories like how Sir A.C.Doyle did with his Sherlock’s series? For those who haven't read Anthony Horowitz's raven's gate and evil star, i would recomend to give it a shot. And to the thieving dickhead who got my white swan and memoir of a geisha, when can I get them back. It better sill be in mint condition or someone is getting an eggplant up their hinny...by the time this is being read, I would probably have finished with "thud",a Pratcher's piece...