Tuesday, February 12, 2008


Lately our poor blogger have been suffering from acute loneliness and spasm of emotional outburst at regular intervals. He has been seen lashing out at his close friends for no reason whatsoever and has been overly unstable mentally, physically, emotionally and spiritually to the point that its beginning to cause him his sanity. After diligent research done by our psychiatric department, we have discovered the root of the problem he is currently subjected to. The primary cause is the deprivation of alcohol and shisha sessions for a certain period of time. Besides that, we also found out that it has been snatch from him the little and few in between quality 'lepak and gossip' time he looks forward to every month. Other varying factors are the lost of sms buddies and people to call on when in despair. He is currently hanging on to a very thin line with only the msn as his sole provider of oxygen.


The two main culprit that cause this unrepairable damage to his mind, body and soul has been identified. Unfortunately they have managed to escaped and therefore force us to come out with the following wanted poster for them.


Anyone who have seen/notice/smelt of/heard of/felt them, please contact your nearest authorities with the information of their whereabouts. All information which are deem helpful in apprehending these two and enable us to successfully extracting them from the country that is currently harboring them will be duly rewarded. We urge the public to help us to prevent further deterioration of the social life of our beloved blogger(or whatever thats left of it anyway). Please help us enforce justice. Do not let them get away with their crime.



Please take note that the reward is in the blogger's country currency. Conversion to desired currency for eligible recipient of reward will be done by our department. We are not liable for any shortage cause by taxes.

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