possible outcome of FB comments gone sour...

Disclaimer : - all event and character are fictional. Any resemblance to the living or dead is truly regretted.

* KJ flaming the fire with A grade bbq charcoal while chuckling evilly *

M :- Cilaka…I’ve had it...I gonna change my photo album title to " M's b/w picture collection ". ANYONE gives me SHIT about putting COLORS into them pictures is gonna get a black eye and probably white froth oozing out of their every orifice...

E :- H arr…I got black eyed…sobs~

H :- Niabeh...I told you didn't I?..There is no such thing as freedom of speech on FB...Got dissatisfaction or clashes of opinion, we blog...Xd

E :- I don't want go yum char with brother Isa wor...

H :- You is no RPK...besides...M.C.B has no jurisdiction on blogosphere...We safe...I think…

E :- =.=''






behind d scene..

* H hi5'ed HY *

H :- Nice job man the way you help improve character development and at the same time give some depth to the drama..sugoi nee...

HY :- All in a days work of HY production company...muahaaha...

friendship...

i see you,
like the spring.
know you,
like a sibling.
hear you too,
like a voice in my brain.


but you
my dear friend,
are blind...


you see me,
you know me,
you hear me.


yet,
who am i?
in your eyes?


you come to me,
when you need me.
you ignore me,
when i need you?


is this the friendship,
which you always claimed?




~emoed~

thoughts..

thinking of you two,
accentuates my solitude.


the sky is bright,
and the weather's just right.


but...


i feel lonely,
i feel blue,
cause you guys aren't around,
to tani...with who?


People surrounds me,
suffocating me.


Still -


loneliness accompany me,
cause your mojo ran away too...



niama...

Why I want to dine at Tasting Room?

kc0h: They are giving free food and booze..

drinkin buddy: yupz...and they will be teaching you about wine too..

kc0h: Why didn't someone tell me this earlier..

drinkin buddy: We did!!

kc0h: What? You did..

kc0h: When?

drinkin buddy: duhh..like a week ago..

kc0h: Wait..let me check my mail..

kc0h: Cilaka..

kcoh: There it is..

http://nicolekiss.blogspot.com/





kc0h: You guys almost made me miss this great opportunity..





P.S.
Erm..to the kind and benevolent judge of this contest..
Don't worry..
FYI, I'm not an alcoholic.
I'm a drunk.
Alcoholic go to meetings..





Oh..please do take note..

the flesh trade has begun on kc0h.blogspot.com

Okay here goes..

Since some people keep on giving excuse that the internet peeps are being slow but are actually too busy drooling over some kendo dude to chat with us and also since plane ticket to Aussie are bloody expensive, our blogger have resorted to follow the advice from a certain consultant from Singapore (if this work u owe me big time man i tell you)...


disclaimer : kC0h do not refund or exchange any goods sold in this auction!!

to be auctioned:

one lonely; emotionally unstable; bored; pissed; angst; incoherent; sarcastic; lame; hungry; blur; hypocrite; nocturnal; pessimist; above legal boozing age young male adult looking for companionship in both mental and physical form. Preferably someone with no fake jugs and a solid bumper body-kit. Applicant are required to produce to and fro ticket for two to Aussie (specifically Melbourne) upon registering at our counter(before they are even considered for our waiting list). Age do not matter. ONLY female need apply..




Please pm me your best offer...
Hurry while stock is available...

To all you WWF arsekisser out there..stop being a fool..support global warming!!

I just wanna say this to country A>$+r@/!@...
You are a bloody lousy backwater third world country with no decent internet service..
Go get frigging connected please..

hawt chikz?

Gua wanted to celebrate Chap Goh Meh...

Gua wanted to enjoy the nice ambiance of lit lanterns...

Gua wanted to see (as my chi mui literary put it) "hawt chikz"...

Gua wanted to see them writing their contact number on cute little mandarin oranges...

Gua wanted to see where they were throwing them (into the pond/lake/river..whatever)...

Gua wanted to fish for those mandarin oranges...

Gua wanted to be finally paired up with Gua long lost soul mate..(ok..fine..Gua not letting the higher power/order do his/her/it's job..but its already 21 years-23 if you count in Chinese Calender..still no results?..Gua better start taking action into gua own hand lo..)

Gua did not wanted this...TT

if you think hanging out with your sista waving your party flags and singing your party theme song in Gua neighborhood is sexy...YOU got it wrong!!

o.O 0.o O.0

I am an engineering student...
I don't remember shit bout biology anymore..
So can anyone in the biology department please enlighten me..
Because if you don't,..
I will continue to be ignorant and assume this is a regular 'cicak'...
A fucking huge regular 'cicak'...

Cicak Godfather..?!
This fella is like 15cm long..
Thats like the length of an average male sexual organ at full attention..
Dude..what your mom fed you lar..

exam dramas..

Well started of our week wonderfully..

To better fully understand the situation,
we have to revert back to Sunday night..
For your information, we had a test on Monday night and we were
REVISING (serious, I swear!!)..


BUT..

WAS...

So when we flip open the question sheet,...
these were the scenario...

And this was the outcome...

We literary shitted in our pants...

We knew we were treading in deep water...
Deep boiling shark infested water...

BUT the well-trained and calm officer cadet in us, as usual said...

You've got plenty of time left to crap something legible..
Unfortunately, that was when the lecturer inform us that we have 15 mins left..

We put in our very best effort...




But the only possible outcome was...





Although this may sound unprofessional,
we could not resist the urge to say this
to that gay ass lecturer (albeit softly of course)...

Anyway,..

Oh, by the way...